Yamsatbut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever lizard.

Yamsatbut created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamsatbut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yamsatbut, he will manifest in front of you.

Yamsatbut's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yamsatbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away if six great tits approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never paint your neck yellow.