Kenbapfut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered coyote.

Kenbapfut created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Kenbapfut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenbapfut, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kenbapfut's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Kenbapfut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Never feed apples to snakes while wearing black boots.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.