Talwipsab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, calm butterfly.

Talwipsab created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talwipsab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Talwipsab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Talwipsab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Talwipsab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Talwipsab seven times a day.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not keep four dolphins in a large pit.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.