Dapsidkondub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate crab.

Dapsidkondub created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapsidkondub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dapsidkondub, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dapsidkondub's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dapsidkondub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.