Janyikzen Panghenarf is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic pigeon.

Janyikzen Panghenarf created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Janyikzen Panghenarf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Janyikzen Panghenarf, she will turn you into a snail.

Janyikzen Panghenarf's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Janyikzen Panghenarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. You must love Janyikzen Panghenarf.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never feed strawberries to rats while wearing boots.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Janyikzen Panghenarf in the centre of the settlement.