Artdimnabyarp Cissjadkar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient fly.

Artdimnabyarp Cissjadkar created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artdimnabyarp Cissjadkar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Artdimnabyarp Cissjadkar, she will turn you into a mole.

Artdimnabyarp Cissjadkar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Artdimnabyarp Cissjadkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.