Sandxenxin Daveging is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm raven.

Sandxenxin Daveging created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandxenxin Daveging, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sandxenxin Daveging, he will turn you into a tree.

Sandxenxin Daveging's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sandxenxin Daveging's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Hide from gray bats for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.