Cinmidcan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty naga.

Cinmidcan created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinmidcan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cinmidcan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cinmidcan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cinmidcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing green ear rings and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.

2. Never paint your hands indigo.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing purple tights and balancing seven silicon spheres on your chest.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.