Nullmotgun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient naga.

Nullmotgun created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullmotgun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nullmotgun, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nullmotgun's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nullmotgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.