Dabflighincat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, merciless hummingbird.

Dabflighincat created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabflighincat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dabflighincat, he will turn you into a rat.

Dabflighincat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dabflighincat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Worship no other gods but Dabflighincat.

4. You must pray to Dabflighincat seven times a day.

5. Pray towards the west.