Timflowbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, amazing dolphin.

Timflowbiss created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Timflowbiss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Timflowbiss, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Timflowbiss' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Timflowbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Timflowbiss on top of important buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Timflowbiss loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Hide if seven bats approach from the south.