Ingmatmobmip is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident ferret.

Ingmatmobmip created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingmatmobmip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ingmatmobmip, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ingmatmobmip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Ingmatmobmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Ingmatmobmip on top of important buildings.

5. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the west.