Lidlabgof is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart capybara.

Lidlabgof created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidlabgof, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lidlabgof, he will be very sad.

Lidlabgof's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lidlabgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to gulls while wearing brown trousers.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never look in ponds.