Ladyokkon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, emotional hamster.

Ladyokkon created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladyokkon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ladyokkon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ladyokkon's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ladyokkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Always help cats in need.