Flistalmutquatcapvildot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous gnu.

Flistalmutquatcapvildot created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Flistalmutquatcapvildot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flistalmutquatcapvildot, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flistalmutquatcapvildot's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Flistalmutquatcapvildot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Worship no other gods but Flistalmutquatcapvildot.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flistalmutquatcapvildot.