Rattimget is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane bat.

Rattimget created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rattimget, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rattimget, he will ignore you.

Rattimget's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rattimget's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always obey Rattimget's priests.