Fasjabflis is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent squirrel.

Fasjabflis created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fasjabflis, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fasjabflis, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fasjabflis' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fasjabflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow coats.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fasjabflis.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.