Censisnurjabhenbelldannil is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful dolphin.

Censisnurjabhenbelldannil created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Censisnurjabhenbelldannil, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Censisnurjabhenbelldannil, he will turn you into a rock.

Censisnurjabhenbelldannil's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Censisnurjabhenbelldannil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.