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It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent centaur.

Nigvedcarlistbassgad Zimzighubcinsaghen Genwonbast created life four years ago.

If you believe in Nigvedcarlistbassgad Zimzighubcinsaghen Genwonbast, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nigvedcarlistbassgad Zimzighubcinsaghen Genwonbast, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nigvedcarlistbassgad Zimzighubcinsaghen Genwonbast's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nigvedcarlistbassgad Zimzighubcinsaghen Genwonbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Run away if nine seals approach from the east.

5. Do not drink alcohol.