Tagtarghad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise troll.

Tagtarghad created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagtarghad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tagtarghad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tagtarghad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tagtarghad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.