Budwipjon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless badger.

Budwipjon created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budwipjon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budwipjon, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Budwipjon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Budwipjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide if six ants approach from the south.

5. Do not eat lentils.