Tipruttstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing fox.

Tipruttstrag created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipruttstrag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipruttstrag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tipruttstrag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tipruttstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not eat figs.