Tithit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humorless manatee.

Tithit created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Tithit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tithit, she will torture you forever.

Tithit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tithit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tithit on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing magenta skirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your arms.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat green fruit.