Nurwod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, cheerful snake.

Nurwod created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurwod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nurwod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nurwod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nurwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing black boots and balancing five lead spheres on your legs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Nurwod.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.