Konbadrag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered dog.

Konbadrag created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konbadrag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Konbadrag, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Konbadrag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Konbadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Konbadrag.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Put Konbadrag first in all things.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Konbadrag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.