Cussrigrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, proud guinea pig.

Cussrigrutt created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussrigrutt, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cussrigrutt, it will destroy your home planet.

Cussrigrutt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cussrigrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Cussrigrutt must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing cyan coats and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.

5. Never write about gravity.