Bassraklidbogcansitged is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered otter.

Bassraklidbogcansitged created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassraklidbogcansitged, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bassraklidbogcansitged, she will turn you into a slug.

Bassraklidbogcansitged's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bassraklidbogcansitged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.
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