Cebwipbop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient tapir.

Cebwipbop created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebwipbop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cebwipbop, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cebwipbop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cebwipbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the south.

3. Put Cebwipbop first in all things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.