Tanhatwitnultabhud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate cobra.

Tanhatwitnultabhud created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanhatwitnultabhud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tanhatwitnultabhud, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Tanhatwitnultabhud's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tanhatwitnultabhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tanhatwitnultabhud.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near moths while wearing turquoise boots.