Steryokcuss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing grasshopper.

Steryokcuss created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Steryokcuss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Steryokcuss, she will turn you into a sheep.

Steryokcuss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Steryokcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Steryokcuss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never feed oranges to grasshopers while wearing gray coats.