Jantailtin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying dragonfly.

Jantailtin created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jantailtin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jantailtin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jantailtin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jantailtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to pigs while wearing orange kilts.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jantailtin.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not stand on grass.