Dadparkgad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful dolphin.

Dadparkgad created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadparkgad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dadparkgad, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dadparkgad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dadparkgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never jump near snakes.

5. Never leap in the presence of capybaras.