Pitdinyarpladlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witless unicorn.

Pitdinyarpladlarn created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Pitdinyarpladlarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pitdinyarpladlarn, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pitdinyarpladlarn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pitdinyarpladlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to grasshopers while wearing turquoise rings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitdinyarpladlarn.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Pitdinyarpladlarn loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.