Nellgidflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, impressive butterfly.

Nellgidflig created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellgidflig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nellgidflig, she will be very unhappy.

Nellgidflig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nellgidflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven nematodes in a large pit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Hide from magenta swans for they are unholy.