Gatwodgup is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, strong giraffe.

Gatwodgup created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatwodgup, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gatwodgup, it will cry a lot.

Gatwodgup's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gatwodgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not take Gatwodgup's name in vain.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gatwodgup.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.