Lunfobten is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, witless turtle.

Lunfobten created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunfobten, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunfobten, it will come to you in dreams.

Lunfobten's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lunfobten's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Put Lunfobten first in all things.