Baddammetfedflapmid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured spider.

Baddammetfedflapmid created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baddammetfedflapmid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Baddammetfedflapmid, she will turn you into a mole.

Baddammetfedflapmid's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Baddammetfedflapmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Baddammetfedflapmid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.