Cinnurloop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring cat.

Cinnurloop created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinnurloop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cinnurloop, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cinnurloop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cinnurloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cinnurloop.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.