Nurvenlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, impressive raccoon.

Nurvenlarn created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurvenlarn, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurvenlarn, it will come to you in dreams.

Nurvenlarn's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nurvenlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Nurvenlarn in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never hurt horses.