Getpitfobarnbit Flapflamgof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless goose.

Getpitfobarnbit Flapflamgof created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getpitfobarnbit Flapflamgof, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Getpitfobarnbit Flapflamgof, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Getpitfobarnbit Flapflamgof's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Getpitfobarnbit Flapflamgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.