Ditgambat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, generous whale.

Ditgambat created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgambat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ditgambat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Ditgambat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ditgambat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue shorts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.