Titjamlim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unjust crane.

Titjamlim created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titjamlim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Titjamlim, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Titjamlim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Titjamlim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Titjamlim.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Run away if five squirrels approach from the west.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not sing in public.