Talgetbass is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, happy manatee.

Talgetbass created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Talgetbass, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Talgetbass, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Talgetbass' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Talgetbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.