Xinbudab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered hedgehog.

Xinbudab created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinbudab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xinbudab, she will turn you into a slug.

Xinbudab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Xinbudab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Xinbudab on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Always wear purple.