Arngebbug is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, pitiless fish.

Arngebbug created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arngebbug, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arngebbug, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Arngebbug's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Arngebbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat spinach.