Stafjigvab is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, humane
seal.
Stafjigvab created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stafjigvab, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Stafjigvab, she will turn you into a worm.
Stafjigvab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Stafjigvab's Holy Commandments1. Do not sit in public.
2. Never eat gooseberries.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing cyan shoes.
5. Never write about electromagnetism.