Nilgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever grasshopper.

Nilgep created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilgep, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nilgep, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nilgep's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nilgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never feed lots of garlic to voles while wearing pink skirts.
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