Dankonbast is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful newt.

Dankonbast created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dankonbast, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dankonbast, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dankonbast's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dankonbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed nuts to grasshopers while wearing white trousers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.