Quimwiprul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing wyrm.

Quimwiprul created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimwiprul, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quimwiprul, it will strike you with lightening.

Quimwiprul's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quimwiprul's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Quimwiprul loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not commit murder.