Sterkontad Daggadmid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unjust snail.

Sterkontad Daggadmid created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterkontad Daggadmid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterkontad Daggadmid, it will not care.

Sterkontad Daggadmid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sterkontad Daggadmid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must pray to Sterkontad Daggadmid three times a day.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Never hurt sharks.